Tuesday, 29 January 2013

One day we'll take over the world!

Pinky: Ok so WE have a plan!! We shall conquer the world! Wow that sounds so Pinky and the Brain. Thinking about it we are sort of like Pinky and the Brain; little tiny lab mice in a huge world with simply no importance. Very Philosophical of me and yes I would be Pinky since I'm the blonde one of the pair. Oh and yes I started the first post as I'm the social one and Brain is more… hmm how do I say this… ah yes reserved. Well why start a blog? Cos I can is a good answer, or cos I want to be heard, or since I live in a tiny Island in the Mediterranean where Divorce is still Taboo I wanted to express my opinion, practice my freedom of speech so to say. And you Brain why did you suggest that we start a blog?

Brain: Well first of all I'm the Brain, because I had to arrange all the I’s in your paragraph, and secondly because you wouldn't have survived 3 years at Uni without me. Yes I'm proud to say that out of the two I'm the brainy one, however, having said that, I ain't comparing myself to Einstein , for Christ sake , she’s calling herself Pinky….I suppose you all can see with your two eyes that I have loads of patience when it comes to dealing with my beloved friend Pinky. OK enough about Pinky/ Blondie / Etc... more ME time. Well I suggested to start this blog cause basically I have loads of ideas in my mind and it feels good to let them out for the world to see. (Well after all that’s why blogs are for). Another thing is that I enjoy discussing several irrelevant issues, which in the long run won’t make the world a perfect place to live in but will definitely make it slightly better; such as which is the best outfit for a night out with friends, why slightly obese women are not that pleasant to look at when they are wearing a skin tight boob tube, and why I think one should not intervene in a civil war…Yes I told you they are irrelevant stuff… but wouldn't you agree the world would be slightly better.

Brain:That’s it world, you’ll hear from us soonish with something irrelevant but yet still fun.

Pinky: One day we'll take over the world...




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